Abby Asks

I have worked as a teacher, editor and writer.  In each of these jobs I’ve seen many writing mistakes (some my own).  As a celebration of these mistakes, I’ve decided to create a page devoted to my favorites.  I’m not creating this page to be snide.  I truly like these mistakes and want to share them because they make me chuckle.  I hope to update this page regularly, but I’m lazy and far from perfect.  Please feel free to add to this page in the comments.

And now the list:

• Self of steam
• Laughing historically
• The nature is the beast (though what is the nature of the beast anyway?)
• Alexander the Grate
• Mind bottling
• He put her on a pedal stool.
• Escape goat (truly my favorite of all time)
• But I digest (I often digest while digressing.)
• Are you a row model?
• During the Presidential electron…
• I’ll be back in a minuet
• Collard shirts
• It doesn’t take a rocket sciencetest
• It’s like stepping into a mind field.
• Nice to meat you.
• Mussel shirt
• Some people worship God, others worship satin.
• In the mist of World War II….
• Trials of errors
• In our spear time
• There was a genital breeze blowing…
• In steed (of walking, ride a horse?)
• You’ve done an admiral job
• People like to be groped together.  (I know I do.)
• People have implosive shopping habits.
• They’re out committing scentless crimes!